clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

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tbhvan:

on tumblr when

image

me: finally i have a stalker thank you god

(Source: tbhvan)

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zeeday:

good to see we have our priorities in order

zeeday:

good to see we have our priorities in order

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novac0caine:

My dog is trying to pull my shirt down

Dog’s got the right idea, gotta be honest.

novac0caine:

My dog is trying to pull my shirt down

Dog’s got the right idea, gotta be honest.

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easilyhumored:

fallingintoconfusion:

easilyhumored:

date idea: take me to ikea and play hide and seek with me

Girls are so simple.

i am boy

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sunshinychick:

ok so i think i finally found a category where tumblr is better than pinterest and that’s food

on pinterest if you search recipes they’re like “try a skinny mom pop! put 3 strawberries on a stick and add a little drizzle of white chocolate! way tasty and way healthier than most dessert options out there!”

tumblr food tag is like “put 15 snickers bars in a bigger fucking snickers bar you beautiful disaster”

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the-stoner-sage:

Don’t fuck with a magical girl because they’ll ruin your life. 💖✨

Yessss rise againstttt

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stars-fuck-the-universe:

kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

oh, why, thank you bob.


Thanks bob

stars-fuck-the-universe:

kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

oh, why, thank you bob.

Thanks bob

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keep-0n-blazing:

alienstonerprincess:

lmao but why would you cancel plans with me I’m like the best person to chill with~

Beeeee myyyyyy friendddddd

keep-0n-blazing:

alienstonerprincess:

lmao but why would you cancel plans with me I’m like the best person to chill with~

Beeeee myyyyyy friendddddd

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prokopetz:

Why do the movies never show us this Spider-Man?

Lol yes

(Source: breakourbones)

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